Adjusted FGL season

PGA and FGL announce adjusted season

AS OF NOW ……. we will end out season with 3 our of our last 4 tournaments being Majors. That could make things exciting! We will start to wrap things up with the PGA Championship back near the end of the season, like it once was. We’ll have our traditional Wyndham Championship and then take a break for the FedEx Championship stuff. US Open then in September with The Master’s in November.

The British Open Championship has been canceled. So for those of you in the Major sidebets, that’s $5 in your pocket. Congratulations! Also - I anticipate that the Memorial tournament will get pushed back to the open spot in early August when the Olympics were originally scheduled. Just my hunch. I’ve not been able to log into any of the PGA conference calls. I’m sure it’s just a technical glitch.

I also suspect that the remaining May tournaments will be canceled. We will somehow make it all work!

COMMISSIONER ISSUES STATEMENT

I really did. Published a huge statement but with everything going on, must have got missed by the major wire services.

THE FGL CONTINUES ON! Unlike every sport which has canceled or delayed their season, the FGL has not missed a step. “I feel like we’ve got the strongest managers in the country. COVID Corona Whatever doesn’t stand a chance against our 10 franchises.” - according to the Commissioner’s Office.

Meanwhile, the PGA has canceled the next several tournaments. Whenever their season does resume, please know that there will NOT be an asterisk on the 2020 Tommy O Award - if I win.

Matsuyama tied a course record with a 63 on the opening day of the Players. -9 and clearly going to go on to win the tournament for your Commissioner. I’m digging through 20 years of by-laws, old text books, the kid’s kindergarten drawings, anything, to find some possible way to claim points for this opening round. So far - no luck.

What are the odds of someone’s pancreas getting fired up a week before an all expense paid trip to the Master’s? What are the odd’s of a worldwide pandemic hitting weeks before the Master’s causing someone to miss such an all-expense paid trip? And then, what are the odds of both things happening in back to back years to that same someone? I can assure you - the odds are 100%!