Commissioner considering Cayman franchise

Kind of nice here. Mrs. Commissioner and myself are both looking to get a little sun. She lathered up with a combination of SPF #30, 50 and 100 plus parkas, hats, etc. She still looks like Casper. On the other hand, I applied Hawaiian Tropic Ultra Gold Oil. So far, I’ve got much more color. The problem is I can’t wear clothes and my skin temperature is nearly the same as the surface of the sun.